Pandemic jokes
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 馃槫!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Son: Why is my sister鈥檚 name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn鈥檛 get it.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
I hate wearing a mask in public.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!