Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
