Pandemic jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
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What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?