Day jokes
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.