I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
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I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is the difference between the snow boots on the earth day today after dinner and walk home
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What did one plane say to the other?
It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.
Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!
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7 days without a pun makes one weak
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Good night
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
one day i sit in the lounge on a chair
