Defib Life

Sell PC.

Go to Croatia.

Try to fly to the US to meet female.

US won't let me in.

End up in Norway.

Female leaves me.

Female gets arrested by feds.

Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

Just another day in the defib life.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This poor sap sells his computer, jets off to Croatia, and tries to sneak into the US for a girl. Epic fail! He ends up in Norway, gets dumped, and then the girl gets busted by the feds, who then see his wiener pics. So basically, everything went wrong. Your life is probably a comedy too, but you're too dumb to realize it.