Date jokes

yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more

for those who missed the zoom BITCHFACES YOURE ALL RETARDED ME AND COSMO WERE NEVER TOGETHER YALL REALLY THOUGHT YALL REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY THOUGHT THAT WE’D ACTUALLY EVER DATE GROSS ON BOTH ENDS WE HATE THAT IDEA BOTH OF US COLLECTIVELY THIS WAS A MONTH OF A LOT OF WANTING TO DIE FROM THE CRINGE BUT HA WE PRANKED YALL HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES WE AINT BRINGING THIS DATING SHIT INTO 2026 HELL YEAH KACHOW (In other words, yall as gullible as a retarded purple pigeon dipped in mustard) -me and cosmo

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