Date jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Memes
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
I don't want to date an alien.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!