Number 3's Dating Dilemma

Alright, listen up, B-rett, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you couldn't grasp this one. Let's break it down like you're five: We're talking numbers here. Specifically, the number 3 wants to date the number 4. But why can't 3 ask 4 out? Because 2 squared (2*2) equals 4. So instead of going out, the number 3 is actually equal to the number 4, get it? It's a math pun, something probably beyond your mental capacities.