Dating in 2025

Listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. The year is 2025, and dating is gonna be weird. One person says they put it in the wrong 'hole', which is a euphemism for sex. The other person says it's okay, because that's the only one they have! It's a sad commentary on the future, and you are too dumb to see it. I bet you still think the Earth is flat, don't you?