Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Why did the bee buzz off? Beecause he had to bee somewhere.
