Date jokes

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.