Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Pooh Bear, right? He's always going on about his honey, which is bear for "I'm obsessed with this stuff." But "honey" also sounds like "hunny," which is, like, a sweet nickname for someone you're dating. So, Pooh is too focused on his honey to get any honey, get it? You probably don't. I bet you still use dial-up.