Date jokes

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?

Thank God I went on the tenth.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.

12/8?

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.