Unwanted Walk

Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought you were being all smooth with your little walk, right? But here's the kicker: the "super pretty girl" wasn't into it. She saw you and bolted. It's a classic case of "oh god, it's him" turning into "gotta go fast." People like you need to understand that sometimes, you're not the prize. And in this case, you were the reason for a track meet. It's funny because it's sad, and you, my friend, are the sad part.