Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down Syndrome, I wanted my first time to be special
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Women can't take a joke!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone A. Because he got hit by a truck
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo, he tried high fiving a tree but it only left him hanging
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
