I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. The joke is that the person was drinking so much that they'd black out and start driving their car without remembering it. Ninety is implied to be 90 miles per hour. Not good. That's why they had to stop drinking. It's funny because it's dark and kinda messed up, just like your search history.
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