Dark Humor
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Dark humor.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.