Dark Humor
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.