Dark Humor
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.