Online persona jokes

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

Anyone know sadgirl101?

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Ayo, who's online :')

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)