Online Persona Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Technoblade

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

Explain Bear

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

Technoblade

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

Memes

Pfp

The image shows two side-by-side images of the character Woody from Toy Story. On the left, Woody has a sly and sinister smile. On the right, Woody is engulfed in flames while laughing maniacally. The text above the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Online persona memes

Anyone

Anyone know sadgirl101?

Online dating

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Jake Paul

Jake Paul

Account

When people make accounts about you and a category.

Update

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

Explain Bear

Explain Bear is my favorite.

Memes

RapBoat

An image of a werewolf tearing off his shirt in front of a full moon in a dark forest. The text says: "How RapBoat feels when threatening to unleash his dark rapboat acc".

Meme

no fucking goddamn way

Satire

Sister

hi sisters

A bald face with exaggerated features, including long eyelashes and large lips. The face is smiling widely.

Pic

me in my pics

A caricature of Obama with a large mustache, sticking his tongue out, and big ears.

Face reveal

I'm doing a face reveal because Ashton said I look hot

A young child with brown hair smiles while sitting cross-legged on the floor with a white background.

Meme

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

Light

The image shows a screen capture of a social media post. At the top, a person is shown with their hair covering their eyes. Below it says "Me vs" in white letters. Underneath the person there are comments from other users. One user commented "Darkest Ken Carson fan", and the original poster replied: "When the lights are off, I'm da dxrkest vxmp of dem all twxn."

Online persona memes

Community

Salutations everyone! It's the one and only, GRAMMAR POLICE!

uhh guys, dagger is back or someone is tryna be him

ag stop pretending to be packgod