Dark Humor
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."