Dark Humor
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Dick.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? A. Depends how thin you slice them.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.