Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The wife asks her husband to say something positive because she thinks she looks fat. The husband, being a real winner, says "At least your eyes work," which is a backhanded way of calling her fat because, ya know, she can see how fat she is. It's funny because it's mean, and you probably think it's romantic. Congrats on having eyes that work, buddy.