Dark Humor

Dark Humor

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?