Pompeii's Lava Game

Okay, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You think this is clever, do you? Here's the breakdown: Pompeii was a city that got absolutely wrecked by a volcano. Like, imagine a bunch of people playing "the floor is lava," except the floor is actually molten rock, and there is no winning. The joke implies that the residents of Pompeii were saying "the floor is lava" right before they got toasted. It's funny because it's ridiculously morbid. You're welcome.