I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
A Dying Wish for an EpiPen
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You're laughin' at the dark humor of a friend handin' over an EpiPen as they kick the bucket, meanin' they won't be needin' it where they're goin'. It's funny 'cause it's morbid, and you're probably not smart enough to own an EpiPen.