Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.