Dark Humor
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.