Dark Humor
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.