EpilepsyAdin3 years agoHow did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?He saw flashing lights.
KidAnonymous3 years agoKid: Dad, what's a dark joke?Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Peoplepuffy3 years agoAs I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
SuicideAdin3 years agoWhat do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Problemur mom3 years agoThe doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Friendur mom3 years agoI visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Phoneur mom3 years agoToday, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
PedophileAdin3 years agoMy girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
BasementAdin3 years agoWhat is the difference between a preschool and my basement?Little kids leave preschool.
PedophileAdin3 years agoWhat do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?They both get turned on by kids.
Friendself hard3 years agoMy friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.Me: But they're not that long.