Dark Humor
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.