EpiPen Jokes

Friend

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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  • Friend

    My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.

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  • Pen

    My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

    We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

    Friend

    "hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

    Son

    Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

    Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

    Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

    Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

    Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.

    Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.

    Dad: Epi Pen.