EpiPen Jokes

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.

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My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.