Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.