My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years
I told him my dad never came back with it
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age
Rodd flanders: Whats ''gay'' mean Bart: UH, It means you used to be afraid, but now your not Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Pov your dad is gone knock knock whos there not your dad LMAO
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!
you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk.... But then never came back lol😅
dad i love you son i love you
what do you get when you cross a pig with cactus? a porkupine
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass
dad- HONEY
mom- what
dad- all of the broken condums are on the bed
mom- WHAT!?
children- *staring*
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!
i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
