Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Late Kid
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The dad assumes the kid is late because they were with a *boy*. But jokes on him because the kid was actually with their *teacher*. It's funny because the dad jumped to conclusions like you do when someone says "math". Bet you think of numbers, huh? Numbskull.
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