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Adopted to Two Dads

Anonymous
7 years ago ·
  • Connor: Hi Mom.

    Mom:

    Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

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    Okay, so basically, Connor says "Hi Mom" but then remembers he has two dads because he's adopted. It's funny because he forgot about his own family situation, which is kinda dumb, just like you when you tried to microwave a metal spoon. Genius.

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