Dad jokes
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.