What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
