The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
Okay, so listen up, you chucklehead. This kid is half Jewish and half Catholic, right? The mom says the church service is only half over, and the kid, being half Jewish, figures they can leave 'cause she's only half in on the Catholic thing. Get it? It's like you only using half your brain, which, let's be honest, is probably accurate.
