Dad Jokes

i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"

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My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl

Why did the orphan cross the road

Because there was a dad on the other side

Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

you mom and your dad

why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom

1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...

Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile

Why do orphans hate p0rn hub

They always see a step dad and step sis

Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.

Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.

WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL

BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dad! Dad Who? *Silence*

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday