Cereal Conundrum

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. Orphans ain't got no parents, right? This joke plays on the sad sitch where the dad's gone to get milk but never came back. So, no milk for the cereal, just water. It's dark, but also kinda funny 'cause it's unexpected. And you, my friend, are probably using internet explorer still.