Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
Knock knock. Who's there? Well I will tell you who's not there: my dad
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Your mamas so young your dad went to jail
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Your dads spider man because he’s far from home
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
My dad smashed my PS5. So I smashed his wife.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
