Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
your hairlines less straight than my dads💇
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
Mert Has No DAD Raihan Fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah
You dad has a huge PP.
why does aaron like men? because his dad beats him
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
what do you call your dad
you dont hahahahaha nickher but hole rape
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why can’t the orphan Tell on people BEACAUSE
THEY GOT NO MOM AND DAD LOLLL
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
What do you call 2 men fucking? MY DAD AND I 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
