Cut Jokes

if u cut off ur head u cant breathe u also cant breathe if u die so y isnt it debreathiation

Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.

I with I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves

what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs

a baby you cut one off each time

When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS

i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

um I need help how should I deal with depression?

joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut

Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead

My grandma just died from cancer

My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.