If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Cut Jokes
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
John, I like your cut, G.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
