Decapitation vs. Debreathiation

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  • If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

    You also can't breathe if you die.

    So why isn't it debreathiation?

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius! If you remove someone's head, they can't breathe anymore. Now, that's DECAPITATION! And you, my friend, need to do some readin'.

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