Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Emo's Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about emos, who are known for being sad and cutting themselves. The joke is playing on the stereotype that they're too weak to off themselves the "right" way. I bet you still have training wheels on your bike.