How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Orphan's Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is about how to get rich by exploiting orphans because they have no family, so nobody cares if they disappear. Step one is to get an orphan's hopes up by promising them a family, then you knock them out, steal their organs, and sell them. You probably think orphans are like puppies at the pound, but they're actually tiny humans with the same organs as you, but probably way less valuable.
Vegan Joe
Isn't that what happened in Promised never land?