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How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.