Culture jokes
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Memes
No one:
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.