Culture jokes
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Sad but true
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.