Culture jokes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Memes
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."