How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Whatâs an Emoâs favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because theyâre Hispanic attacks.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because theyâre full of Arab semen.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Fatherâs Day.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldnât fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
