Culture jokes
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Yeah yeah.
nnn just got harder 😳
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"