Culture jokes

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

Why did the Italian cross the road?

C'era un uliveto.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!