Culture jokes
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.