How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Amish Sobriety Test
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. 'Falling off the wagon' is a common phrase for when someone trying to stay sober starts drinking again. Since the Amish literally use wagons for transportation, the joke uses the phrase both figuratively (relapse) and literally (falling out of their vehicle). You needed a bear to spell that out, you absolute basic piece of toast.