New Culture Jokes

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

Oy Vey here yet?

For centuries the catholic church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

Chancel culture!

devora malka, the nora school, silver springs maryland also known as opal

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

what do you call it when school starts in africa?

black to school

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour