Culture jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
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Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
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What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.