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What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What the sigma?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
