Culture jokes
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
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What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.