Culture jokes
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
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An Irishman walked past a bar.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"