Culture jokes

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

What do you call somebody in America that is smart?

An immigrant.

Can emos eat happy meals?

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

What do you white people use as pronouns?

Crack/her.

Ligma.

Ligma balls.

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What is Jay?

Phat.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.