Culture jokes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Memes
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."