Culture jokes
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.