Culture jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.