Culture jokes
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”