Culture jokes
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.