Culture jokes
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Memes
Sad but true
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.