Culture jokes
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”