Culture jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.