Culture jokes
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Memes
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!