We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
