Culture jokes
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Memes
Unless you wanna die
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
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What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.