Culture jokes
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?