Culture jokes
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why was the German in a hurry? Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
"Ohh wing wing."
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!