Culture jokes

What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America’s Funniest Home Videos.

(lol)

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?

Poke me, mon.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?

In the mooseum.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

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What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.