Culture jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)