Culture jokes
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.