Culture jokes
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.