Culture jokes
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.