Culture jokes
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
TommyInnit is a joke.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
All Nepali love momos.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.