Culture jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.