Culture jokes
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Memes
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.