Culture jokes
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!