Culture jokes
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Memes
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.