Cuisine jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?