Cuisine jokes
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!