Cuisine jokes
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!