Cuisine jokes
Curry must hurry.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.