Chode jokes

Chode.

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

Joe Mama has a chode.

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

What is a chode?

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Mom: Daddy, stop!

Me: No!

Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!