I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Cuisine Jokes
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Curry must hurry.
I breathe in African food.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
