Cuisine jokes
I breathe in African food.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!