Cuisine

Cuisine jokes

Taco

I always talk to my taco before I eat it.

One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!

Food

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

Chicken

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Ketchup

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Salad

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.

Potato

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

Dollar

Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.

Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.

A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.

In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.

He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.

So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.

Sauce

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Indian

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Taco

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.