Chinese restaurant misunderstanding

  • A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

    The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

    The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you chucklehead. The waiter asked the couple in Chinese "Xiang Chi Shen Ma" which means "What would you like to eat?". The wife responded in Chinese "Chi Ji Ba", which sounds similar, but means "eat dick.". You probably didn't know that. You never do.

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